Friday, August 05, 2005
Reasons why Women find it hard to find the Man of their Dreams:
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have nomoney.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with moneythink we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have somemoney and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THEFIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically loseinterest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? "Men are like a fine wine. They all startout like grapes, and it's our job tostomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into somethingyou'd like to have dinner with."
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